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Category: Words

  • See

    Winging its way to my house right now. J. Peterman Fort Knox Sunglasses.

  • Rocktards II

    Kiszla makes some good points in today’s Denver Post article. Mediocre Rockies fit with Denver apathy “Winning baseball doesn’t really matter in Colorado. So what is the Rockies’ motivation to try?”

  • Rocktards

    The Rockies just might get swept by the Pirates (36-64, 13-38 away) in a home stand today. This says everything about a team that relies on Jesus and low pay to win.

  • Fuck It Part II

    Waking Up This Morning (a cross section of 1 minutes worth of brain droppings) The sound of a thousand vuvzelas echoed through his whiskey damaged head as he stood in front of the mirror brushing his teeth with the Sonicare while squinting at his blurry reflection as the harsh morning sunlight poured through the bathroom…

  • Catamaran

    A story that I am writing — as I get around to writing more of this story I’ll post continuing/new chapters. Catamaran — A post apocalyptic skate story. Chapter Three: Time Enough “Holy shit-fuck”, Christian said to himself as his vision slowly focused. Scratching his head he looked around and saw a faint outline of…

  • Catamaran

    A story that I am writing — as I get around to writing more of this story I’ll post continuing/new chapters. Catamaran — A post apocalyptic skate story. Chapter Two: Frozen Time Nuclear winter, frozen poisonous clouds, mutating DNA, fused living and non-living things too grotesque to be seen in the world previous were on…

  • If You Must Use Twitter

    Here’s a Top 10 List of Things You Should Twitter About in No Particular Order of Importance or Ranking. Everyone knows that Twitter is rather annoying. Especially when the bulk of the people you are following Twitter about inane subjects like The Oatmeal guy so brilliantly pointed out. So, to counter that I’m going to…

  • Catamaran

    A story that I am writing — as I get around to writing more of this story I’ll post continuing/new chapters. Catamaran — A post apocalyptic skate story. Chapter One: Another Day in Paradise He stared up at the sky from the bottom of the bowl ignoring the pain in his wrist as he cursed…

  • Recapture

    I never think too much about aging. It is what it is. You age, things fall apart, you die. Circle of life and all that rot. One of the shitty things about aging though is losing the good feelings that certain small things gave you as a youngster. Whether it was the great feeling of…